The Germany National Soccer Team's Coach Was Back To Smelling Gross Parts Of His Body Again
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Once is a mistake, twice is a pattern, three times is a habit. And Joachim Low is a habitual gross body part smeller. Dude just can’t get enough of his own dank musk. Low loves scents that sting the nostrils like Sex Panther more than Jenrry Mejia loves steroids. Then again, I guess if you have already been caught smelling your own dick and ass, what’s a little bit of armpit to go on top of it? Maybe he is starting to wean himself off of smelling weird parts of himself in front of the entire soccer world (which is basically the same as the entire world anyway).
Now I know this is kind of a crazy spin zone take, but is there a chance that Low is trying to be a Herb Brooks of sorts for the German national team? Herb Brooks made everyone on the USA hockey team hate him back in 1980 so they had a common enemy. Maybe Low is trying to be that parent that embarrasses the living shit out of his kids. The German players probably play angry because they hate having to answer questions about him smelling dick cheese as they keep winning Euro 2016 games. Sure it’s not going to help the stigma that all Germans are into crazy shit like German schizer porn. But since Germany is in the quarterfinals, you really can’t argue with the results of his actions. In fact when you think about it, it’s kind of bullshit that Jürgen Klinsmann didn’t even sneak a whiff of a dingleberry in the name of the USMNT during the Copa America tournament. What’s the point of having a German head coach if he won’t get weird in order to make you a soccer powerhouse?